Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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