I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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