This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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