you didnt know i had herpes?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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