i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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