If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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