PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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