Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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