she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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