We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
whose parrot is this?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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