Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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