I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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