i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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