I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
