I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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