Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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