stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN