It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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