i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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