yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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