She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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