new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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