yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
organizing the empties. That sober.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
