We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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