It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I think I just sharted jello shots
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