Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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