dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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