I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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