out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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