i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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