flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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