My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
