I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think i have herpe
just one?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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