It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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