I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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