in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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