on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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if i died would you start the facebook group?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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