What should our trivia night team be named?
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the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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