butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yo dont text me then not text me
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
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I accidentally burped into my bong.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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