I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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