no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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