can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize