You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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