sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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