You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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