I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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