Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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