The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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