She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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