Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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