Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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