i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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