Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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