am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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