It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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