If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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