last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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